Cocksucking birds

**NotSoSilentBob** · April 27th, 2007, 12:58 PM

Spend an hour washing my truck, then go outside this morning to find a big steaming pile of bird [censored] all over the side.

Don't know why I even bother. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]

**UTVols2** · April 27th, 2007, 01:26 PM

Ha, Ha, Ahhhhh. What a wonderful way to kick off a Friday morning.

**NotSoSilentBob** · April 27th, 2007, 01:51 PM

Almost makes me want to take in the bird feeders and start shooting the ungrateful bastards.

**UTVols2** · April 27th, 2007, 02:16 PM

Keep your head up BOB, at least you didn't get [censored] on. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

**NotSoSilentBob** · April 27th, 2007, 02:32 PM

Must just be my lot in life. Cleanest my truck has been in almost a year and now it has been sullied by some damned bird.

**Unchained** · April 27th, 2007, 08:09 PM

If it makes you feel any better,on the day I pulled my vehicle off Alley's lot a few weeks ago, I got bombed. I was not too pleased to say the least.

**NotSoSilentBob** · April 29th, 2007, 10:51 PM

I've been driving for 15 years. For 10 of those years, I had never hit a bird.

The day I test drove my current truck, I hit a damned bird. The day I bought the truck, I hit two birds.

Thankfully my death machine hasn't struck since.